-Why?! Why did you open the door?!
-(me) Because I looked at the security camera and saw it was you.
-But I could have been a Negro!
-You know Chechens? They're bad people. They'll stab you.
-Your toothpaste isn't Chinese is it? Everything from China is bad.
-You think she's pretty? She's Georgian! Look at her big nose!
-The only people who don't love Russia are fascists.
-Chinese are bad people. They have slanted eyes.
-Negroes are everywhere in America.
-I hate Washington D.C. because there are Negroes everywhere.
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I really shouldn't have laughed while reading this, but I did. Of course, I was wearing a surprised look and saying "oh my god!" through most of the laughter.
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